The Nephew

His sister's boy, around nineteen, riding shotgun and learning the family trade whether he means to or not. Officially he holds 'the printer role,' which means unplugging printers, plugging them back in, and billing ninety minutes.

He watches an alarming amount of MSP YouTube and every so often tries to do something the right way. He is always, gently, corrected back into the wrong way.

Interesting details

• Reclines the passenger seat to 'look like security' on calls.
• Runs a side hustle selling disposable vapes out of the trunk.
• Getting quietly, worryingly good at defending vendors online from the passenger seat.