The Trunk Slammer From Hell · The cast
The cast
Everyone who keeps showing up. Pick a name to read who they are, with no chapter spoilers.
The Trunk Slammer
The narrator
Runs an MSP out of a Crown Victoria and wins every time.
The Nephew
The apprentice
Paid in gas money, Monster, and the occasional folded twenty.
Brad
Meridian Managed Services
Does everything right. Loses every time. We are all Brad.
The Kaseya Rep
The revolving door
A new one every two weeks. Saved in his phone as KASEYA REP (CURRENT).
Carol
The office manager
Runs the whole firm from a swivel chair. Calls everyone 'hon.'
Donna
The title agent
The wash cycle. She knows everyone's business.
Dion
The parts counter
Referral source and cover-story legend. Paid in free PC help.
The Kia Guy
The lesser trunk slammer
A rival he holds in total contempt. Charges by the hour, like a peasant.
Name Withheld
The off-page legend
We do not say the name. You know the chair he sat in.
Supporting players
The reptile guy breeds ball pythons, pays cash in an envelope, never calls. The perfect client.
Dr. Pham a dentist whose X-ray software gets fixed by turning it off and on, billed as advanced diagnostics.
The HVAC dispatcher eleven trucks, communicates exclusively in memes.